A list of puns related to "Yard Sale"
People ask me why I keep bring my sled to places like yard sales and the flea market
I tell them the answer is simple...Toboggan!
I'm always really disappointed when I pull up to a yard sale...
And they aren't willing to sell me any of their yard.
I was walking by a yard sale the other day
I saw a radio for $1. The volume dial was broken but I knew i couldnโt turn that down.
I saw some dead batteries at a yard sale.
When I asked how much, the lady said they were free of charge.
I went to a Church yard sale looking for a grill...
Unfortunately, they only had friars.
I drove past a lumbar yard the other day. They were having a โBark Saleโ
I thought to myself, โman... sales must be ruff.โ
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I went to a church yard sale for a new grill...
But all I got was an old friar.
"hey dad, look a yard sale!"...
"no thanks, I don't need another yard"
My dad saw a woman leaving a yard sale with a ceiling fan..
"here she comes, with her biggest fan!"
When my dad drives past a Yard Sale..
"Why would they want to sell their yard??"
Every time. Without fail.
yard sales...
heard it 2 days ago"a yard sale? let's see how much they're selling the part with the flowers for over there."
My dad at every yard sale he goes to,
"Where's the box of half off one hundred dollar bills?"
Dads always love a good furniture sale.
Driving down the highway, we see a sign in front of a furniture store advertising a "Huge Futon Sale".
Dad - "I wonder if they have regular-size futons, too."
Me: How much for the angry yard gnome?
Yard Sale Lady: That's my son.
Dad joke 101
Me having a yard sale
My dad: Iโm here to buy a yard
My hometown is currently having a sale where all the shops put merchandise on the sidewalk at discounted prices
Me: Oh look, the sidewalk sale is this weekend.
Dad: Why would anyone come into town just to buy a sidewalk?
Porches aren't cheap
This past weekend my brother, parents and myself were at a large multi-neighborhood yard sale.
We walked past a sign that read "Porch sale. Come on up"
After reading this my dad said...
"Porch sale? No thanks we already got one!"
While my dad was driving me and my brother around
He saw a sign for a yard sale. And he just had to ask, "Hey, do either of you need a yard?"
Every time we see a sign for a yard sale
Dad: "but where will they put their house after they sell their yard?"
Driving with my dad and we see a yard sale sign...
"Why would anyone want to sell their yard?"
Every time we drive past...
a Yard Sale.
Dad: "Who would sell just the yard, what about the house?"
a Garage Sale.
Dad: "Where are they going to park their cars then?"
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